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[Sep. 4th, 2006|08:30 pm] |
okay, so. seriously ya'll, this was a joke. this LJ was part of a very tasteless joke that I played on a coworker. No one writing in this thing is fucking their dog. Stop emailing me.
oh, and to the poor guy I told about having sex with those guys at the mall, I'm really sorry. I printed the emails and posted them in the breakroom.
thats it.
the end. no more sally. |
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[Aug. 13th, 2006|06:56 pm] |
I was just thinking..I really wish I had a dick.
A huge one. Like those girls in hentais..And that I could fuck other girls with it.Or maybe fuck guys in the ass...Or jerk off and cum all over my own face.
yeah..that'd be great. |
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[Aug. 13th, 2006|06:44 pm] |
Found this on ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) littlepandagirl's page..and although I didn't have the guts to ask her any questions (too shy)I thought I'd see if anyone wanted to ask me any questions. so...
Ask me 5 questions. I will answer them honestly.
In turn, post this to your journal and we shall do the same. |
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| A Little Story |
[Aug. 5th, 2006|02:38 am] |
After reading a few other people's stories here on LJ, I thought I'd post one of my own.
( Read more ) |
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| Bleeble |
[Aug. 5th, 2006|12:15 am] |
sorry everyone that I was gone for like..a week. I talked back to my mom and got computer restriction...Which is just as well because nothing really LJ worthy has happened in the last few days. Just more dog-eats-pussy kinda stuff.
I don't feel very dirty right now..I just wanted to let you all know I was still alive. |
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| a random sex survey |
[Jul. 25th, 2006|02:00 am] |
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? three or four
In bed? yes
In the shower? yes
At the computer? yes
Outdoors? yes
At work? I don't have a job..
Every room in the house? all of them except my mom and dad's room
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? yes
A stranger? sometimes
A classmate? yes
A co-worker? n/a
a relative? yes
A member of the same sex? sometimes
What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
On your tummy? yes
Sitting? yes,
Standing? yes
Kneeling? yes
On all fours? yes
How do you play:
With fingers and hands: yep..doing it right now
With feet, heel or foot:i should try that
By humping something? I love to rub my pussy against my plushies..does that count?
With a toy? yes
With water from bath, Jacuzzi or shower? yes
what porn do you use to masturbate: it depends
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? yes
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? yes
Something on TV? only once
What is your favorite porn: haven't got one
Straight sex between a man and a woman? yes
Gay or lesbian sex? both~!
Group sex or orgies? yes please...gangbanging as well
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Anal? oooh god yes <3
Interracial? doesn't matter
Cum shots? yes!
S&M? yes
Roleplaying? yes
Kinky? yes
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? yes..did that just a little while ago. ^.~
In chat? yes!
Exchanged stories or pictures? no, not pictures
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated for a group? yes
Masturbated for a family member/relative? no..sadly
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? nope..dont have a webcam.
Masturbated for a video? yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? yep
Insert seomthing or play with your ass? yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no. but i should try
Use pain as a method of playing? sometimes
For men and women:
Do you taste your own cum? yep. and everyone else's.
When was the last time you masturbated? i'm fingering myself right now
Describe what you were doing when you played last? A few minutes ago I exchanged dirty emails with someone..I really enjoyed reading what he wanted to do to me, and it made me really wet. I slipped two fingers into my pussy and started fucking myself really slow while I wrote a reply to him. After I sent it I took one of the candles sitting on the bookshelf (my mom keeps decorative candles around the house..they're jsut to be pretty. we're not allowed to burn them, so it was nice and smooth) and slid it into my pussy. I fucked myself with that while I crammed as many fingers into my ass as I could. It only took a few minutes for me to cum, so I'm about to do it again. |
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| w00t <3 |
[Jul. 21st, 2006|09:25 pm] |
Today, following txtbootitan's suggestion to get Ruffles to yiff with me, I pawed him off. And, I realized, I love Ruffles in a way I don't think I can ever love a human. He's always been there for me, and I'm begining to feel the bond of our friendship growing stronger...maybe even turning into something more than friendship?
Today, while my parents were at work and my little brother was at a friend's house, I took Ruffles up to my room. He has this beef flavored doggy toothpaste that he really likes the taste off..I took some of the toothpaste and spread it on my pussy. then I lay down on the floor with my legs spread..I didn't think it would work, but it did! Ruffles came over and started licking the toothpaste off me...and kept licking, even after it was all gone. Being eaten out by my doggy was so different than having it done by a human..He has a really big tongue. <3 He kept licking until I came..I guess he likes the taste of my pussy juice because he gave me three orgasms before I decided we should stop and move on to something else.
If you rub Ruffle's belly for long enough, he gets a hard on. So after he licked up the juices from my third orgasm, I rubbed his belly and scratched behind his ears till his big red doggy dick emerged from its sheath. Then I pawed him off..He came everywhere..Dog cum tastes so much better than human cum. I don't want to share too many details of the experience, because It was all really special to me.
I wanted to try and get him to mount me, but my lil' brother came home right after I licked up all of Ruffles's jizz. I think my brother knows what we did...I was still throwing on my clothes when he came and knocked on the door. He asked what we were doing and seemed sorta suspicious..Hope he doesn't catch on. |
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| la la la |
[Jul. 15th, 2006|11:37 pm] |
hnn..what to write? o-o
I was planning on keeping this journal smut-only, so sadly I don't have much updating to do. I wanted to only write about experiences I actually had, not just fantasies..but I guess right now fantasies will have to do.
My dream is to own a big ranch, or at least a lot of property, and to have horses. I love horses...riding them, taking care of them, just being with them makes me feel good. But, what I really want is to have a sexual experience with them...
I have this fantasy of giving a stallion a blow job. I'd love to have a huge horsecock to suck and lick and play with, and to have the stallion cum all over my face and breasts.
I feel a little dirty confessing it, but at the same time my pussy is getting wet just thinking about it.
Maybe I should join some zoophilia groups on this site? |
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[Jun. 21st, 2006|10:24 pm] |
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Well, my computer got a trojan, but its fixed now.
Um.what to post about?
My request to join the otakin community got rejected. I'm kinda bummed about that. But then, I'm fictionkin so I guess its kinda different, since it isn't anime or game related.
but its close enough, isnt it?! Egn..whatever.
I've been trying to make friends with the squirells in my backyard. I hope one day to have my own pet squirell, but right now the best I can do is get the ones in the yard to eat out of my hands.
I think I've become attracted to my dog. A few years ago my parents bought me an american eskimo dog for my birthday. His name is Ruffles (silly name, I know. but its so cute!) and he's absolutely gorgeous. He has all this poofy white fur thats so soft and feels so good to cuddle with.
Today when I woke up and came downstairs, I noticed Ruffles sitting under the kitchen table licking himself. He had a hard-on and his dick was all the way out of its sheath. It made me really horny just seeing it. I got under the table and scooted close to him. He was just licking away, totally oblivious to me. I reached out and touched his hard on. It felt nice...kinda slimy, I guess from pre-cum or something...
Ruffles just seemed annoyed that I had interupted his licking, and got up and trotted away.
So..now I'm wondering, does anyone know how to initiate sex with a pet? Because I think its something I'd really be interested in.... |
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| first post |
[Jun. 9th, 2006|11:17 pm] |
Cool, my first post.
Basically, I wanted to have this journal so I could meet other people who are fictionkin. I'm begining to believe that I have the soul of a person who only exists in this world as a comic character. The person is Sally Acorn, from the Sonic comics and cartoon show.
I know that sounds insane...But, I can't even begin to describe how real it is for me. The first time I saw Sally, I was in first or second grade. I slept over at my best friends house, and got up early to watch the sonic cartoons. I remember, the second I saw Sally I shouted 'thats me! thats me!" Right away I knew I had been her...My friend thought I was playing, and she said "yeah, I'm Tails." From then on we would 'play like sonic characters', pretending to be Sally and Tails. I knew she was only playing, but I honestly felt like I was chaneling Sally.
From then on I watched the cartoon and read the comics faithfully. I even tried to get my parents to call me Sally. I had a squirrel costume from halloween, and wore it all the time. Although Sally isn't depicted as having a tail, I "knew" that when I was her, I had a tail.
My first memory of that lifetime came when I was about eight and a half. I was sitting up in my favorite climbing tree, and heard a plane overhead. I looked up, and saw it was flying very low. It was like, seeing the plane triggered a memory of when my own home had been destroyed by some mechanical evil. I don't think it was Dr Robitnick, like in the cartoon and comics. but it was definately robotic.
I remember screaming and running into my house, paniced that the robots would 'get me'.
More of my memories came to me when my parents divorced, and Mom and I moved to a new town. I could remember Sally's life...not just traumas like losing her own home and parents, but fun things like playing with Sonic and Rotor. It was so real, I never questioned it. but at the same time, I never told anyone about it.
I drew on Sally's strength when people at school started bullying me. Every day I would put on something blue-a vest, socks, anything-and tell myself that I was Princess Sally Acorn, and no matter what I would be okay.
As I got older I forced myself to stop believing I had truly been Sally. Even so, she was part of me. I drew fanart and wrote fanfiction, knowing all the while I was really writing my memories. Still, I tried hard not to acknowledge that part of it. I knew it was a strange belief, and thought I might be a freak if I thought it was true.
Part of it is that I have many *very* sexual memories of Sally's life-and a few strange ones from my own life. ^-~ i didnt think it was normal for me to think-and feel-these things so vividly.But...a few months ago, I found out about otakukin. I've been lurking on boards, reading sites, and reading other people's personal accounts. And...I think that being Sally isn't just a delusion. I think that, maybe, its real. I want to find out more. |
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